its not stalking. its research.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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