Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I could make wine with my vomit
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
