redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
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Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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