talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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