2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
you inspire me to be a worse person
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem