Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
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well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
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This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.