I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.