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know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
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It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.