Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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