I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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