I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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