i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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