haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
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