Christians are straight up FREAKS
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Randomize
