adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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