im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
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After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
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Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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