I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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