totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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