I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
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Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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