grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
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why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
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I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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