i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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