I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
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You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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