It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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