I just saw a hot homeless man
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
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I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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