Say something about gay babies.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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