do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
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I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
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My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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