But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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