fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Are my feet made of real feet?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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