Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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