How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Randomize
