I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
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She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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