How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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