The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
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IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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