I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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