i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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