Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
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Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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