I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
its not stalking. its research.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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