Will you blow on my dice?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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