Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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