I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
she pinky promised me she was 18
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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