chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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