hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
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We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
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Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I'm always down for nudity.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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