i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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