Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
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