You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
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I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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