Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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