I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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