he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
it's like iHOP with fire
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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