She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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