I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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