But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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