I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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