I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Randomize
