Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize
