apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
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I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
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