If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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