just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
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if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
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So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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