My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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