Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
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I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
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I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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