No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
im holly from the hills drunk
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I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
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I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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